Blonde vs Brunette

Lisa · June 9th,2007, 03:13 PM

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 10 o'clock news together. The current news was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump. The situation cut to a commercial.
Brunette: "I'll bet you $20 he's going to jump."
Blonde: "Okay."
(then back to the newscast.)
He jumps.
Blonde: "Okay, here's my $20."
Brunette: "No, that was too easy, I can't take your money."
Blonde: "I insist. I lost!"
Brunette: "I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6 o'clock news and knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a fair bet."
Blonde: "I saw the exact same newscast, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice!"

Lisa · June 9th,2007, 03:15 PM

Q. If a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane who would hit the ground first?

A. The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

rachet · June 9th,2007, 03:22 PM

:rolf: THat's awesome

monya · June 10th,2007, 11:18 AM

hahhahahha i seen those before... they make me laugh every time

newyork · June 10th,2007, 08:54 PM

Love it!

Princesa · June 10th,2007, 09:06 PM

:rolf:

Jamie · June 11th,2007, 02:30 PM

:rolf: Blonde jokes are the best!

Michele · June 11th,2007, 02:59 PM

Great ones..Lisa!!!

June 9th,2007, 03:13 PM	#1
Lisa Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 24,781 Threads: 2818 Credits: 8,657	Blonde vs Brunette A blonde and a brunette were watching the 10 o'clock news together. The current news was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump. The situation cut to a commercial. Brunette: "I'll bet you $20 he's going to jump." Blonde: "Okay." (then back to the newscast.) He jumps. Blonde: "Okay, here's my $20." Brunette: "No, that was too easy, I can't take your money." Blonde: "I insist. I lost!" Brunette: "I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6 o'clock news and knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a fair bet." Blonde: "I saw the exact same newscast, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice!" __________________ CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE TAN FORUM

June 9th,2007, 03:15 PM	#2
Lisa Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 24,781 Threads: 2818 Credits: 8,657	Q. If a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. __________________ CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE TAN FORUM

June 9th,2007, 03:22 PM	#3
rachet Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Largo, FL Posts: 7,954 Threads: 876 Credits: 889	:rolf: THat's awesome __________________ :grin21:Rachel

June 10th,2007, 11:18 AM	#4
monya Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: seminole Posts: 6,648 Threads: 680 Credits: 667	hahhahahha i seen those before... they make me laugh every time __________________ :baby: :baby: :baby:

June 10th,2007, 09:06 PM	#6
Princesa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Milwaukee,WI Posts: 1,889 Threads: 122 Credits: 4,065	:rolf: __________________ MexiRicanNative...Princesa!! I'm a spicy mix! lol "Si vas a hacer algo,hazlo con estilo"

June 10th,2007, 08:54 PM	#5
newyork Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 1,165 Threads: 102 Credits: 700	Love it!

June 11th,2007, 02:30 PM	#7
Jamie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LarGo, FL Posts: 20,686 Threads: 1835 Credits: 930	:rolf: Blonde jokes are the best! __________________ *****************

June 11th,2007, 02:59 PM	#8
Michele Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,017 Threads: 250 Credits: 7,498	Great ones..Lisa!!! __________________

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