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August 19th,2008, 08:13 PM
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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August 19th,2008, 08:13 PM
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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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August 19th,2008, 08:14 PM
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There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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August 19th,2008, 08:15 PM
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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August 19th,2008, 08:15 PM
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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August 19th,2008, 08:16 PM
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I got a gun for my wife, best trade I've ever made.
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August 19th,2008, 08:16 PM
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So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
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August 19th,2008, 08:16 PM
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Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
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August 19th,2008, 08:17 PM
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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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August 19th,2008, 08:17 PM
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To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
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August 19th,2008, 08:18 PM
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Horn broken, watch for finger.
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August 19th,2008, 08:18 PM
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My kid had sex with your honor student.
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August 19th,2008, 08:19 PM
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Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
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August 19th,2008, 08:19 PM
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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August 19th,2008, 08:20 PM
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I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
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August 19th,2008, 08:20 PM
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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August 19th,2008, 08:21 PM
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Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.
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August 19th,2008, 08:21 PM
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Where are we going? And why are we in this hand basket?
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August 19th,2008, 08:22 PM
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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August 19th,2008, 08:22 PM
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Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
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August 19th,2008, 08:23 PM
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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August 19th,2008, 08:23 PM
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Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
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August 19th,2008, 08:24 PM
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I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
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August 19th,2008, 08:24 PM
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WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
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