efficiency expert

Surfn · August 26th,2008, 04:51 PM

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

calisun716 · August 26th,2008, 04:59 PM

serves him right! hahaha

August 26th,2008, 04:51 PM	#1
Surfn Spam Buster Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 12,865 Threads: 1202 Credits: 13,856	efficiency expert An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven." __________________ Click here to help locate missing kids どのように愚かなパイズリは何ですか？ Obstreperous machinations are the bane of my existence...

August 26th,2008, 04:59 PM	#2
calisun716 Upstate's Nicole Richie Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Clearwater, FL ((org. from Upstate NY)) Posts: 8,612 Threads: 138 Credits: 12,858	serves him right! hahaha

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